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June 25, 2007

The day after yesterday

Baby Jaffe is 1 (day) and all is beautiful with the world. Thanks again to everyone for all their wonderful wishes (except the A-listers who are all full of themselves)

Here are some links and random thoughts as I attempt to keep my head above water:

  • Check out Flight of the Conchords on HBO. Really brilliant stuff
  • Dove's Evolution wins both Cyber and Film Grand Prix. Consider this the first day of the new era of creativity. Ding Dong traditional creatives, you are well and truly dead.
  • What's your blog rated? Mine is PG (Thanks Ariel Waldman)

Online Dating

  • Interesting commentary on Leno's Live Advertising experiment. But will it blend?
  • Techno//Marketer - this guy IS good. What a summary!
  • Barack Obama Ringtones. This one you have to hear to believe (hat tip to Jon Stewart)
  • Wonderful story of Paul Potts who won Britain's Got Talent. He's a mobile phone salesman with an opera voice extraordinaire. Not sure the new marketing angle. Just a nice story
  • Hilary Clinton Soprano's spoof and accompanying commentary by Simpson, 'eh. Haven't discussed this much, but probably worth doing so at some point

June 24, 2007

A baby crayon is born (a real one)

Baby_jaffe_close_upAt 3.41pm today, we welcomed a beautiful baby boy into the world. He joins a big brother and big sister.

Baby Jaffe weighed 6 pounds, 4 oz and at an impressive stature of 18 1/2 inches of solid muscle.

I twittered his arrival about an hour after his birth. Thanks to Tim, Susan, Skye, Doug, Scott, Brian and Derek for your direct messages. I'll go back and check other tweets now.

More pics here.

Photographs taken with my loaner Nikon D80.

June 22, 2007

Backtoupfront

The papers and trades are all aflutter this week with reports that the upfront is back; network television is back; the 30-second spot is back, based on assertions/projections that this year's 30-second spot lovefest should bring in anywhere from $9-$9.3bn.

Last year's number around $8.75bn would make the increase in the region of 2.5-5%.

CPM increases are projected to come in around as high as 7-9% for ABC with even struggling NBC coming in around 3-5%.

Huh?

Let me get this right. Audience numbers continue to decline. Channels continue to proliferate. Adoption of DVR's continue to rise. Consumer generated content continues to increase. Blogs, Podcasts and Virtual Worlds continue to grow.

And we've decided to go back to the tried and tested?

Let's ask departing CMO of 30-second spot obsessed Gatorade, Cindy Alston, what she thinks of this logic-flow, shall we?

So what does this mean? Are we out the woods or is this nothing more than a cruel joke; an illusion; the mirage of an oasis in an endless and brutal parched desert?

If the reports are in fact confirmed, we're talking about a 5% increase of about $350 million dollars, which would put network TV's booty (much like my booty i.e. fatblogging exploits) back in a holding pattern, establishing over the past 3-5 years.

Personally, I believe that money could and should be smarter allocated elsewhere, as I joked yesterday with a reporter....how about investing some of this money in the blogosphere? Hell, if you were GM you could buy the entire blogosphere, let alone sponsor it.

But back to the subject at hand. Has the storm cleared or is this a temporary reprieve...kind of like the eye of the storm? For starters, there are always going to be seasonal/economic in play.

People still watch television. And although cable has continued to flex its muscles with improved programming quality, people still use the rule of 5 fingers when it comes to viewership i.e. 2 (CBS), 4 (NBC), 5 (Fox), 7 (ABC) and that other one. But are they watching commercials? We know the answer to that question, don't we? I can't tell you the number of senior marketers who skip EVERY SINGLE COMMERCIAL WITH THEIR TIVO'S, and yet somehow believe their consumers are less sophisticated or intelligent to do the same.

Another factor is going to be the shift to commercial ratings and the fact marketers would be paying for time-shifted viewership and it's probably here, that you'll get the best idea of the delusional drunkedness that proves well and truly that we're living in the Twilight Zone.

Here are some clips from the LA Times article:

Industry executives said they anticipated that the audience for commercials would be about 5% lower than the ratings for the program the advertisements appear in.

The networks, however, are offsetting any decline in advertising dollars that result from lower ratings, because for the first time they will be paid for viewers who digitally record a program and watch it later.

Last year advertisers refused to pay for those viewers. But that audience could no longer be ignored, as about 17% of homes with televisions in the U.S. are now equipped with digital recorders. Advertisers will now pay for viewers who watched a show within three days after it was recorded.

Allowing that audience to be counted is likely to bring in additional hundreds of millions of dollars to the networks. The most popular programs tend to have the highest rates of recording and playbacks, so networks with the top shows will benefit the most.

"We're finding that a little more than a third of the people who delayed their viewing ended up watching the commercials," Schwartz said. "And we need to give value to the people who are watching the commercials."

I feel like Shaggy or Scooby right now. I just found the missing diamonds and pulled the sheet from the ghost to reveal a sad, pitiful old man looking for attention.

To recap, we're saying that all is good in TVland, because we believe 95% of TV-watching consumers who watch content will also watch commercials, coupled with 33% of DVR owners who just can't tear themselves away from the screen with feminine-hygiene bursts onto the scene.

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.

Not to beat a dead horse, but I'm curious if that 33% include fast-forwarding stats in the "watching" data, and while we're at it....I wonder if the 95% (assuming this number is correct) specifies the difference between "was watching and paying attention" versus "making a sandwich, taking a dump, checking e-mail" etc.

Come on people. Wake up and smell the roses before you go the same way as every other CMO seems to be going nowadays. Grow some figurative balls or at the very minimum, use your brains or trust that gnawing feeling deep down in your gut. Surely you realize you're in the eye of the perfect storm and the worst is yet to come, don't you?

193.5: Finally broke my 195 hoodoo

After about a month of being stuck around 195 to 196, I've finally broken through the 30 pounds barrier and hopefully it won't be long until I reach 190 pounds.

My original goal was to break 190 by the time the baby arrives (due date July 6)

That said, no telling how much scotch (2 pounds a tot) I'll consume when the baby comes. I did a search for "Bottle of Single Malt Scotch", but for some reason WeightWatchers only measures in single portion sizes :)

June 20, 2007

What a tool!

Verdino points me to an absurd article (I'm not linking to it for obvious reasons...it's reprinted below) in PC Magazine by Lance Ulanoff about MySpace, Twitter and Second Life (etc.) being doomed i.e. social media being bubble 2.0 (in a nutshell)

Now I could call Lance (who? my point exactly) a tosser; a wanker; an idiot etc....but I won't. I could get all upset about this clearly desperate and misguided attempt at trying to understand how the world has changed by being a serial naysayer...but again, I won't.

I realize now that this is the kind of schlocky sensationalist "journalism" solely designed to prolong the destruction of the rainforests in favor of short-lived (toilet) paper called magazines.

Oops, did I just fly off as a misunderstood blogger? Perhaps I tied the belt of my gown too tight or perhaps the damp in my basement is finally causing my brain to turn to mush. Perhaps I should just go on a drunken tirade in Second Life or send some random messages about what I'm doing right now in the form of a Tweet. Perhaps that will help me calm down.

Because here's the thing. Lance Ulanoff has most likely never set foot in Second Life. Lance Ulanoff has most likely never set up a Twitter profile or sent a tweet about a story idea or a search for an expert opinion on obscure topics such as...oh....well.....'er how about Second Life, MySpace or Twitter. Lance Ulanoff has most likely never even visited MySpace.

This kind of crap has really got to stop. You see, Lance is a smart "journalist". He knows that people like me will play right into his hands and rant, rave and rage against his stupidity. He knows that people will soon forget about him because dumb pieces like this one in Forbes will be around to replace his drivel. And he knows that should any of these new marketing approaches take a step backwards (for whatever reason), he'll be dancing on the graves singing Halleluyah (apologies to Monty Python)

For what it's worth, let's isolate a few of Lance's pearls:

Second Life could just as easily be the first to go. go where? are you referring to being acquired in which case, nothing says failure quite like a hundreds of millions of dollars No one believes its reported participation numbers anymore you mean more people than are on Amazon.com at any given point in time?, even though big companies, such as Circuit City and IBM, have built virtual stores (and Playboy is jumping in with both, er, feet this month). Some individuals are even claiming to make real-world money in there, but are they really? Frankly, I think Second Life is the equivalent of a virtual con. much like convincing people to buy cigarettes through sexy slim models or any other game or any other anything that people spend voluntary time and even money in exchange for value and/or a consumption experience There's no doubt that it's enjoyed startling growth in the last year and a half much like your magazine, right?, but that was driven, for the most part, by the laudatory press and media coverage it received from magazines like yours until such time the wind changed direction and with it your spineless coverage. Companies herded like sheep to the platform much like any other medium before it, because they believed the hype. So did users. But reality is finally starting to trump perception. Companies' virtual stores sit empty this has been addressed if you were paying any attention, and there's no way they can measure if they're building any additional brand recognition simply by being there. aaah measurement - let's compare Second Life to TV shall we. Let's hold SL to a higher standard than TV while we're at it.

Of course, they're not.

Twitter's demise will certainly come before we hit 2011. That's in 4 years time. So you're basically saying that Twitter will be around for another 4 years, which will surely be yet another sign of utter failure. It's the perfect example of Internet flash paper, and I suspect it will shine as brightly and briefly as this favorite magician's gimmick. I'm singling out the site, which revolves entirely around people's random notes about what they're doing and thinking at any given moment, that's the origin of Twitter, but it has quickly being used for a variety of experimental applications such as I did with live call-ins on Across the Sound because of a recent John C. Dvorak column

. He somewhat insanely says that these random postings should be saved for posterity. Dvorak is too smart to believe this, so I'll assume his entire column was tongue-in-cheek. No one is going to save these random posts about nothing. Twitter is popular now because the Web cognoscenti some call these people influencers are using it. This bunch of eggheads prides itself on irony and witticism. They treat the site like some sort of ongoing haiku contest. Well, folks, I have a haiku for you:

Goodbye, bubble, and
So long, overhyped nonsense
Till the next "Big Thing."


Dude - at this point, I'm thinking you're a genius as there's no way [much like your hat-tip to Dvorak] you actually believe this is a bubble per se. For what it's worth, I believe the next big thing is NOW. Also check out this post of mine which talks about Bubble 1.0 versus your 2.0 notion.

Anyway, I've ranted way too long and I suppose I should apologize for any personal insults slung Lance's way. Lance - you're invited to our panel discussion next week in Second Life. If I had "met" you sooner, I would have asked you to moderate. And if you don't know how to "get in" to Second Life, feel free to call on a crayonista to spoon-feed you on your journey.

Peace my brother.

Virtual Branding - A New Marketing Conversation

To kick off our monthly thought leadership series (which will not be focused SOLELY on Second Life!), crayon, a new marketing innovation company, will be hosting a panel discussion on Virtual Worlds in the Amphitheater on Crayonville Island starting at 12noon EST/9am SLT on Tuesday, June 26th.

 

Crayonville Sunrise

Mark Wallace (Walker Spaight), editor of 3pointD.com, will moderate an all-star panel consisting of:

  • Michael Donnelly (Mickey Douhet), Director, Global Interactive Marketing at The Coca-Cola Company
  • Linda Boff (Clementine Sinatra), Chief Marketing Officer at iVillage
  • Greg Verdino (Jiggy Stardust), Chief Strategy Officer at crayon
  • Steve Wax (Elliot Tao), Partner at Campfire

More about the discussion topic:
It seems as if we’ve come full circle when it comes to Virtual Worlds, led by its poster child – Second Life. First the hype and promise, then the skepticism and critique and now, the next wave of Web 3.d or 3.0 – the experience Web. What is real and what is not? How are brands such as Coca-Cola, iVillage and Pontiac approaching Virtual branding? What are the insights, learnings and pitfalls of brand building in an otherwise clutter-free and pure economy? How does one avoid flying genitalia? What are the key metrics geared to help guide you on your virtual journey?

Join the conversation on Tuesday, June 26th.

Schedule:
12 noon EST - Panel Discussion
1pm – Questions and Answers
1.30 pm – Panel close and socializing

RSVPs:
Please note that seats are extremely limited. To reserve your place now, contact C.C. Chapman (Cleon Goff)

PS: It makes me proud to say, "cross-posted from the crayonville blog, 93 colors"

June 19, 2007

crayon v Digitas?

The announcement yesterday of Greg Verdino and Steve Coulson joining crayon was picked up by the following press outlets (and it's only Tuesday):

I'm a big believer in listening to what the market has to say. A big part of the marketing world has always been the "perception is reality" adage and to this end, I thought I'd call out a few phrases and/or quotes which obviously stuck with Brian Morrissey and Gavin O'Malley at Adweek and MediaPost respectively:

  • "The things that are No.'s 13, 14 and 15 on the traditional agency's list are No.'s 1, 2 and 3 at crayon" - Verdino
  • "There is a huge part of the puzzle missing right now: the ability to go beyond the superficial execution. It's a spectacular fireworks display and 30 minutes later you can hear the crickets chirping and the sky is dark." - Jaffe
  • "When we talk about blogging, we're not just talking from the perspective of being marketing professionals, but as actual bloggers. We've rolled up our sleeves and found what it takes to successfully engage in the blogosphere." - Verdino
  • "What we're trying to do is bring the innovation back [to interactive], and the key is conversation." - Jaffe

Moreover, I was a little surprised by the direct/head-on comparisons with Digitas and while our goals are without question to crush the interactive upstart known as Publitas like a Mr Burnsian paper-cup, I think the comparisons probably end with our common friend known as Gregory.

I don't think Digitas and crayon are evenly remotely in the same business. crayon is not in the media, advertising or direct marketing space. Digitas is not in the conversational space. Blogs, podcasts and virtual worlds are not Digitas' primary focus and putting 30-second American Express spots on Yahoo! is not our core competency or interest.

That said, I wholeheartedly admire and respect what David Kenny has done to build a digital powerhouse and think he's received the recognition and reward for his efforts. I hope crayon is to conversation, what Digitas was (and is) to interactive media and marketing. I doubt we'll ever be as big, nor would we want to be, but I'm sure we both share the desire to be the "best" at whatever we set our sights on.





Semel out at Yahoo! Gee, never saw that one coming

Death of the Portal - December 6, 2006

Plus there's that "circle of arrogance" thing

More here

The purge begins

In preparation for my Mac transformation, I am giving up on Internet Explorer and FINALLY installing Firefox. For some reason, my IE keeps crashing (on a daily basis if not more frequently) and I have lost countless blog posts in progress to the point of wanting to tear out my fingernails.

June 18, 2007

When good things happen to bad sponsorship

PictureFirst of all, congratulations to Angel Cabrera on his incredible victory yesterday at the US Open. Fending off Tiger Woods with an under-par round takes some doing. Angel was humble and gracious and made it really hard for a partisan crowd not to smile back at him.

So here's the thing. Look closely at his shirt and you'll notice that he is being sponsored by South African Airways (the official airline of my home country) So what's wrong with this picture? How about the fact Angel Cabrera is ARGENTINIAN!!!!!

This left-field sponsorship might have been justified by Angel's internationalism (he gets around...and so does South African) or perhaps by an affordable price tag, but that pales against the coverage he received this past weekend.

The media value alone must have the South African executives high-fiving each other all the way to Argentina.

This is one of those rare times where crap sponsorship comes out looking like silver(ware). Well done!

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