Dear John,
Sorry to have to do this via voice mail, but I'm leaving you for another woman. And no, you can't watch.
But don't feel bad, 'cos this call is being sponsored by Zoloft.
Your soon to be ex-wife....
PS Virgin Mobile USA is introducing an ad supported cellphone service, aimed at predominently younger consumers. And get this:
...can get up to 75 minutes of free calls per month if they spend an equal amount of time looking at ads and replying to these ads via text messages.
Good luck with that one, Richie Rich.
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