Iâm writing this post from a cramped 16E on Deltaâs 10 hour
Flight 21 from JFK to Sao Paulo. The tray table is so small it doesnât even
support my laptop, so my literally using my PC as its name suggests: on top of
my lap.
I guess Iâll write for as long as I can until the battery
runs out (because there is no seat charger in these seats either)
To my left and right are scenes from a horror movie â people
curled in embryonic positions; people sleeping on the floor; others doing
things with their bodies I didnât think were even possible.
I want to just state here and now before moving on to the
real essence of this post that I think coach class is borderline unacceptable.
Airlines need to seriously think about taking out rows of seats and give their
customers something that doesnât threaten to break human rights violations. I
completely understand the trade offs that might come with a vacation
(especially during these trying times) â price is a major consideration and I
guess, with discounted prices comes an inevitable trade-off.
Business travel is different. And it is what happened to me
on Delta that has prompted me to take a stand and dig in my heels to let this
airline know that I WILL NOT GO AWAY QUIETLY. Not this time.
To spare you some of the pain Iâve gone through, Iâm going
to give you a bulleted list of my day/night (as it continues to unfold) Iâll
then fill in the blanks:
May 25, 2008
- Picked up in Westport at 12.30pm
- Arrive at Newark and head to the Crown Room
- Get to the gate around 2.30pm for my scheduled
3.20pm flight to Atlanta. Flight is supposed to get in around 5pm, which gives
me a 2 ½ hour window before my scheduled 7.40pm flight to Sao Paulo (GRU)
- Boarding is delayed by 30 mins
- Eventually around 3.15pm, we are on the flight,
but instead of closing the door we are all told to disembark
- 20 mins later we are told that the flight is
cancelled and the next flight to Atlanta is now only at 6pm
- I speak with an agent who tells me there is a
Delta flight from JFK to GRU leaving at 10.20pm that evening.
- She rebooks me on Business class (with the words
âseat requestâ on it) and gives me a travel voucher. She tells me Iâm
confirmed.
- I take a cab (without air conditioning) to JFK,
check in (again); go through security (again) and head to the Crown Room
(again)
- I ask the Crown Room agent if he can confirm my
seat. He says he cannot and I need to do it at the gate
- Around 9.30pm I head to the gate, where I
encounter what can only be described as a scene from a horror movie (and thatâs
me being kind)
- There are swarms of people around 3-4 gate
agents who are a combination of flustered, indifferent and/or downright rude. I
am totally ignored until the moment of truth: Iâm told there is no business class seat for me and I need to fly
coach
- The one agent shoves a piece of paper with a
telephone number instructing me that I can complain by calling the number.
Meanwhile Iâm in a cramped seat, without food (I have not eaten the entire
day), without power, etc.
- On the flight I have a civilized conversation
with âLarryâ, the pilot, who with his genuine approach really feels my pain. He
tells me âwhatever I need, food, drink, entertainment, bedding, just askâ. I do
just that but am told several times, âthereâs not enough foodâ or âwe donât
have spare duvets for you.â Eventually I get a duvet and pillow.
- As a benchmark, a month or two ago, I was on a
United flight and I ordered a special meal which was mixed up. I had 3 flight
attendants apologize, together with the pilot coming to see me. He included a
personal message and handed me his business card.
- On this Delta flight, I was told to call a
toll-free number to request a refund. Interestingly enough, all coach
passengers who agreed to step off the flight were given an extra 24 hours in
New York, accommodation, transportation and
a guaranteed Business Class seat on the May 26 flight. Myself and Samuel
(at least one other downgraded paying Business class passenger were given
bupkas)
- I did call the number and was offered 5,000 skymiles.
As of yet, Iâm not sure if the difference between business and coach was
refunded.
And so here I am, about an hour from touching down in Sao
Paulo. My first experience in South America is not exactly getting off to the
best possible start. It doesnât help that I have to go into several meetings
either.
I didnât want to be the âJeff Jarvisâ, the âDoubletree
Hotelâ duo i.e. coming good on the âI have an influential blogâ veiled threat,
but hereâs the thing:
- I am a Platinum
Skymiles customer. Platinum is Deltaâs highest
frequent traveler tier
- I booked (paid for) a Business class seat (in
the region of $5,000 USD)
- have an American Express Delta Skymiles affinity
credit card
- I am a customer.
You would think that any one of these criteria would give
Delta cause to treat me special, look after me and help solve my problem. Delta
barely met the minimum; in fact they failed miserably treating me as a
customer, let alone of their most frequent (and loyal?) ones.
Ironically, when I returned to New York the next day, the
entire flight crew was on the flight. I was greeted with a combination of
sheepish and genuine grins and given good service. I had a long conversation
with Captain Larry (Lieutenant Dan!); he invited me into the cockpit to meet
his flight crew and I even gave him a copy of my book.
The night before, I said to Larry that there was no way with
a good conscience that I can ever fly Delta again. This wasnât a threat; it was
a promise. Some 2 days later, I found myself rethinking my angry (and arguably impetuous)
tirade. After all, Captain Larry showed the human side to brands that
ordinarily are never revealed.
After much thought (and I shared this with Larry), I have
decided to go ahead with my post and my intentions to get Deltaâs attention and
have them properly address what they put me through.
Here was my original intention:
- Cut up my Delta Platinum Medallion card
- Cut up my American Express Delta Skymiles Credit
Card
- Switch all my transactions to my American
Express AAdvantage Credit Card
- Keep a tally in $$$ of all non-Delta flights I
take from hereon end
- Keep a tally in $$$ of all credit card
transactions I make from hereon end
- Share this âprogressâ with Delta as a means of
reflecting how one bad experience can have pretty substantial repercussions
- Tell 1,000,000 people about this effort (Iâve
already shared it with 5,000+)
- Ask my community to do the same i.e. spread the
word, share $$$ value of business taken away from Delta and add it to the tally
For now, Iâm going to hold off on the permanent divorce and
ask for a separation (and counseling) In fact Iâm going to tell Delta EXACTLY
what they need to do to rectify this for me:
- I want a written letter of apology from the
Chief Marketing or Chief Executive Officer of Delta
- I want 2 First Class tickets to anywhere in the
world that Delta flies (such as South Africa)
My âpriceâ is based on the âupgradeâ
they gave their overbooked coach customers and the fact that miles are worthless to me,
as is a refund of the difference between fares. Neither option gives me back
what I lost in comfort, convenience, productivity and wear and tear on my body.
As one of the flight attendants informed me (inside
information they saidâ¦), Business Class was OVERBOOKED by 3 people already by 3pm the day before i.e. 36 hours
before the flight was due to leave. None of this was communicated to me. If it
had been, at least we could have discussed being booked on another airline in
business class. Talk about managing expectations.
So there you have it, my 36 hour ordeal (door to door)
eventually ended, as has essentially my relationship with Delta. I hope this
post sends out a message to Delta and ALL SERVICE PROVIDERS to stop and take
notice. Every single time you disappoint or destroy the customer experience,
you are literally flushing tens of thousands of dollars down the toilet. If you
donât pay attention and change your practices you will surely fail.
If you have been treated badly by Delta (or any service
oriented company for that matter), sign the bottom of this post in the comment
section as a petition of sorts. Or better yet, leave your vote on the Delta Skelter Facebook Group. Letâs demonstrate that we can amass 1,000,000 unified
voices of dissent - and in doing so, demonstrate our collective power in the form of action (ultimately taking our
business elsewhere)
For what it's worth - and compared to Dell Hell - this is a softball. In this day and age, I have to think that it will be less than 24 hours that this post finds its way to a muckety-muck in Delta's marketing and/or customer service department. It's an experiment in response and responsiveness of sorts. Let's see how long - or short - it takes to be properly dealt with and resolved (according to MY terms) by an airline that has committed its entire being to CHANGE.
I want to state categorically that I'm not trying to be malicious at all. I've attempted to temper this post as much as I possibly can stand do. During these trying times, airlines are between a rock and a hard place. That said, there simply is no excuse for abusing and neglecting your lifeblood: your customers. If anything, now is the time - more than ever - to focus on relationships and to pay particular attention to the small things; the intangible things; the most important things.
As a means of disclosure: American Airlines is a crayon
client, but I am writing this post as a human, individual and a customer â a
Delta customer.
Update: Katie from Delta Customer Service responds on this blog (unsatisfactorily) and by leaving Tina Uplen (sp?), assistant to Lee Mackensack who is head of customer service, leaves me a message on my iPhone. I'll call her in the AM and hear what she has to say about "ways of compensating me" for what happened.
Update: Friday, June 6th, 12.08pm - I've been unable to connect with Tina. She works in the Executive office and was in with the CEO this AM and most recently, was out to lunch. I'll try again on Monday. fwiw, I really have faith that Delta will sort this out and I have no bad intentions whatsoever against the company (remember - I am one of their most "loyal" customers based on patronage). I also hate the fact customers (like myself), increasingly so, have to resort to these open methods to get companies to acknowledge their dissatisfaction and care enough to do something about it. That's why I wrote this post.
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